Wednesday, December 25, 2013

"Buzz...your girlfriend..."

"WOOF!"


Everyone remembers this immortal scene. A Home Alone Kevin McAllister rummages through his older brother's room and happens upon a portrait of his unfortunate looking girlfriend. 

Enjoy these new takes on that iconic scene:








I so should have thought of this too:



Merry Christmas!

Sunday, December 1, 2013

The Game

Wow. After yesterday's game, I feel like a combination of this:



and this:


We were the seal, about to snatch a mega victory away from our most hated rival, until they were, snatching the victory back and swimming off with it. To complete the metaphor, now the charter fishing company is closed until next November. And we're stuck smelling like fish for 365 days.

We also were the illusions, making the impossible possible. How can a team incapable of amassing more than 200 total yards in a game versus the middling Iowa Hawkeyes eclipse that in just one quarter against the undefeated Buckeyes? Pulling out all the stops in the season's final game? A maddening mix of player inexperience and coaching incompetence? Yes and yes.

Ahh...the roller coaster of fanhood.

Sunday, November 24, 2013

As Much As It Pains Me....


...to showcase the enemy's band, but they are pretty good. In honor of The Game this weekend, take a look at a few of their marching band performances from this season.







In terms of actual football, yeah this season has been an absolute disaster. On paper, it looks like we'll be lucky to stay within 20 on Saturday, but stranger things have happened in this rivalry. Gardner seems so beat up at this point though, after the ridiculous number of hits he's taken over the past few weeks, and I don't see the coaches coming up with a better game plan than run-left, run-right, repeat....so yeah, we're screwed.

Sunday, November 3, 2013

Part of the Grieving Process? Ylvis Explains Yesterday

(A visual interpretation of the Game of Great Shame, set to Ylvis' The Fox)

Fitz talks smack


Mark's a grump


Taylor bleeds 


and Al eats lots


Narduzzi plots


Sparty drinks


...and the Elephant goes toot.


They bring house 


O-Line's a sieve 


and Devin goes OW OW OW


But there's one sound that no one knows...

WHAT DOES Hoke SAY?


Once his teeth stop chattering, I'd love to hear an explanation of the offensive line ineptitude, lack of week-to-week improvement in all three facets of the game, why a bye week before the game still wasn't enough time to prepare, the reason blitzes straight up the middle that torched us in '11 still do so in '13...the list goes on. And put on a coat man!


Friday, October 25, 2013

Hmmm, What To Be For Halloween...


This US Paralympic Ski Team member has the right idea...


Thursday, September 12, 2013

RUN!!




I'm trying!!

Monday, September 9, 2013

Great Guinness Ad


Have you seen this? Pretty cool.

Friday, September 6, 2013

Getting Up For The Game!

Doing a new exercise last Wednesday!

Last week, a man FLEW A JET PACK out of the stadium!


I think this game has been residing somewhere on my mind, since, well, probably since Roy Roundtree caught the winning touchdown in the last one. We took the lead for good in Under the Lights 1 with :02 on the gameclock, 12 midnight on the wristwatch and E on the internal gas tank. The back-and-forth, forth-and-back nature made that game an instant classic. We'll be fortunate if this entry in the history books of this rivalry (yes, Brian Kelly, you red-faced dunce, the two winningest programs in terms of wins and overall winning percentage in college football history most certainly have a rivalry, at least until next year...bawk, bawk) lives up to the down-to-the-wire excitement levels of the past few years. You know, maybe we could try winning in, say, comfortable fashion, by like 10 or 14 points. In a way that doesn't leave the fans winded, hoarse, and with serious body aches from all the jumping and gesticulating. 

Nah. However they want to win is okay by me. 

---

This is a TED talk I recently watched and found inspiring. At its core, it's about upending the conventional wisdom (that you can't win football games with players who excel in the classroom as well as on the field) and redefining and raising your expectations, both of yourself and the people around you. You see Michigan doing more and more of this in the way they recruit football players, finding that elusive 5-star that matches his exploits on the field with his performance in the classroom and the community. It seems to be working and hopefully someday soon you'll see them not in the crime notes but at the top of the rankings.

Saturday, August 31, 2013

Game Day is Here!

It's been a long off-season. 



Allow Tom to get you sufficiently pumped. Here's a longer version

Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Tuesday, August 20, 2013

WEDDING!

The evolution of a wedding:


The male side of wedding party. 


Party bus!


Cousins and shape-up school partners.


The Brothers Young.


The fam.


An expanded Young family.


Some TLC...err, slaps from the aunts.


No more pictures!


Happy!


The aftermath - a tired mama/party planner.


Crazy Car Accident



So this happened on I-96 today. Don't worry, the driver is ok. Just some broken bones. May need some driving lessons.

Sunday, August 4, 2013

Inspiring Story: After Boston


Spoiler alert!

Hard not to be inspired by Jeff Bauman's story. I'm sure you saw the photo of him fleeing the site of the Boston Marathon bombing, escorted by the cowboy hat enthusiast Carlos Arrendondo (who has a pretty remarkable story too), who pinched Bauman's leg artery closed while they sprinted through the chaos for an ambulance.

The story of his recovery, and trials and tribulations found within, is a must-read. At least check out the video for the Cliff Notes version.

Saturday, August 3, 2013

A Great Graduation Speech

George Saunders is a favorite author of mine (his book Tenth of December is an absolute must-read), and he gave this fantastic speech at Syracuse University's commencement this spring. 

He brings up an excellent question:
So here’s something I know to be true, although it’s a little corny, and I don’t quite know what to do with it: What I regret most in my life are failures of kindness.  
Those moments when another human being was there, in front of me, suffering, and I responded…sensibly.  Reservedly.  Mildly. 
Or, to look at it from the other end of the telescope:  Who, in your life, do you remember most fondly, with the most undeniable feelings of warmth? Those who were kindest to you, I bet. 
It’s a little facile, maybe, and certainly hard to implement, but I’d say, as a goal in life, you could do worse than: Try to be kinder. 
Now, the million-dollar question:  What’s our problem?  Why aren’t we kinder?

A lofty goal, to be sure, but certainly one worth striving for.

Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Walking Yesterday



Had a great workout on Monday. I feel like my posture has improved and my back is straighter. Good stuff!

Sunday, July 21, 2013

Therapy Photos and Your Sunday Inspiration

Just hanging around! Doing some tricep dips, coupled with some assisted standing to get my full body weight down through my feet. 

Some posture work. We mix in arm lifts and various other tortures as well. Fun!


This story on ESPN is terrific. An ESPN producer revisits a story she did in 2009 on two Akron, Ohio teenagers, each struggling with their own disability but bonded together as friends because of it. She stayed in touch with them, and to see the transformation and success in their lives since the original piece aired is pretty remarkable. Enjoy!

Saturday, July 20, 2013

Shark!



Curious about what it might look like to be at the receiving end of a hungry shark? No? Yeah well, me neither, but this footage of a shark feasting on mostly bait but also an underwater camera will give you an up-close-and-personal glimpse at a Mako shark at dinner time.

Thursday, July 4, 2013

Golfers Will Love This



Rory's got a bit more personality than, say, Tiger.

Happy 4th!

Wednesday, July 3, 2013

Rain on the Stem Cell Parade

This blog post, "China SCI Study: Premature Mid-Trial Speculation", from the Christopher & Dana Reeve Foundation, keeps an instructive point in mind, regarding the encouraging news out of China I posted on recently:
The trial we are talking about, from ChinaSCINet, is, as they say in Texas, big hat, no cattle. I know – 15 out of 20 completely injured folks with SCI for at least a year were reportedly able to walk using rolling walkers and “minimal assistance.” Sounds pretty cool, and indeed it may be so. But at this point – it’s a Phase II trail, and still pretty early in the process of evaluating a therapy – the work is a promise, based on unblinded, expectant anecdote; once it gets peer-reviewed and therefore validated by publication in a medical journal, and perhaps even duplicated by others, then we can take it seriously.

The China trial wasn’t reported by me or the mainstream science press because there was nothing else to go on but a press release. Less than an inch away from the web link to the release is a “donate now” button. Might the two be related?
 
Maybe a little cynical, but necessary and crucial to keep in mind. It's easy to rush to judgment and jubilation, but didn't The Beatles sing about "The Long and Winding Road"? (I'd sing, but no one wants to hear that.)

So be encouraged, but remember that there's a still a bumpy, possibly pot-holed (it's Michigan, so definitely) road ahead.

Tuesday, July 2, 2013

Living with ALS


 I enjoy Peter King's NFL columns in Sports Illustrated and on si.com. Over the summer, he's having several guest writers, one of which was Steve Gleason, a former New Orleans Saint who has been battling ALS for over 2 years. His guest column is funny, tragic, introspective, and above all, a fascinating look at how to live life when you can only move your eyes.
A sample:
So, how does this technology work? 
I have a tablet PC attached to my power wheelchair. This tablet, my command center, sits about 18 inches from my face. At the base of my tablet, I have a black bar that houses infrared cameras that track my pupils. From there, I have a toolbar on the right side of my tablet screen that has mouse commands: left click, right click, double click, etc. So, I look at my on-screen commands for half a second, and those commands select. Then I look wherever I want to click on screen. For example, if I want to minimize my Spotify application, I look at the "left click" command, then gaze at the app's minimize button. If I want to read today's MMQB column, I select the scroll button from my on-screen commands, then gaze at an area in the column. The technology senses where my eyes are as I read, and automatically scrolls down the page accordingly.
Sweet, right?!
It works the same way with my keyboard. This is how I speak: I type whatever nonsense comes to mind, click "speak," and a synthetic voice that sounds hauntingly like my old voice belts out the nonsense for all to hear.
I can crank out about 20 words per minute. For 4,500 words, that's almost four hours to finish this column.

He references The Diving Bell and The Butterfly, a terrific movie about a man with locked-in syndrome:

Monday, July 1, 2013

Clinical Trials in China Yielding Promising Results

The China Spinal Cord Injury Network (ChinaSCINet) recently conducted Phase II clinical trials that suggest umbilical cord blood mononuclear cell transplants and lithium can regenerate and improve recovery in people with chronic complete spinal cord injury.
The team based in Kunming have completed a clinical trial assessing effects of umbilical cord blood mononuclear cell transplants in 20 subjects who averaged 7 years after complete spinal cord injury.  The subjects received intensive walking training for 3-6 months.  At 6-12 months, 15 of the 20 subjects (75%) could walk in a rolling device with minimal assistance.   Another 2 subjects could walk without any assistance using a four-point walker.  These results are much better than expected.
This obviously is encouraging news. I personally fit right into that description, and the therapy I currently do lines up very closely with the exercise-based intensive walking training the trial participants are doing. Just gimme some baby blood and I'll be good to go!
The following caveats should be kept in mind.  First, these are preliminary results from Phase II clinical trials that must be confirmed in Phase III randomized controlled trials. Second, it is not clear whether intensive locomotor training, “untethering” surgery, cell transplant, or a combination of the three therapies are responsible for the observed walking recovery. Third, while the subjects showed improved walking and descent of sensory levels, they did not show much improvement in their motor scores.
Of course, caveats. Bunch of party poopers. With so many variables involved in the therapy, though, it difficult to tell exactly what is working and what is not. So what's next?
ChinaSCINet proposes to carry out a multicenter Phase III clinical trial in China.  This trial will test 120 subjects with chronic complete spinal cord injury, randomized to four groups with different therapies: untethering surgery only, surgery plus lithium, surgery plus transplant, and surgery, transplant plus lithium.  All subjects will undergo 3-6 months of intensive locomotor training and then assessed for 2 years.
This trial (called CN103) will be the first surgically controlled clinical trial to assess a cell transplant therapy.  It will provide definitive answers to three questions.  First, does transplantation of umbilical cord blood mononuclear cells improve walking recovery compared to surgery alone?  Second, does surgery and lithium improve walking recovery compared to surgery alone?  Third, does lithium improve the effects of the cell transplants on walking recovery?
So maybe I will move to China....OK, maybe not, but this progress is exciting.

This trial should have a very substantial impact.  If umbilical cord blood mononuclear cell transplants improve walking recovery, China will be the first in the world and in history to show a therapy that restores function in chronic complete spinal cord injury.  The trial may show that intensive walking training and “untethering” surgery improve walking in people with chronic complete spinal cord injury. This would also be very worthwhile.
Many people are waiting for therapies to restore function.  Some have died while working for the cure, including Christopher Reeve and Bun Tsai. The trial provides hope to millions of people worldwide who have been told by their doctors that they should not expect to walk again after spinal cord injury.  Restoring walking on earth is a greater achievement than walking on the moon.
The moon!

Monday, June 17, 2013

Pronunciations Across America


I found this exercise to be pretty funny - do your pronunciations line up with the norm for your geography? There are 22 more maps here.

Sunday, June 9, 2013

The DoD Grants $2 Million Towards SCI Research

Good news:
The DOD awarded the two-year, peer-reviewed grant to the Reeve Foundation’s North American Clinical Trials Network (NACTN), a consortium of university hospital neuro-surgical and neuro-rehabilitation teams to bring promising therapies into clinical trials. Led by Dr. Robert G. Grossman, professor of neurosurgery at The Methodist Hospital Neurological Institute in Houston, NACTN gathers and documents patient medical information in a data registry to better understand the body’s natural course of recovery after injury; uses standardized patient assessment protocols and develops new ones; and conducts new trials of therapy for spinal cord injury. 
It's clear some combination of public and private financing and cooperation will be necessary to make spinal cord injury recovery a reality - the $$$ just isn't there without the help of the federal government. Glad to hear they'll take a break from reading our emails and do something helpful :)!

Friday, June 7, 2013

New Walking Video



Have a great weekend!

Thursday, May 23, 2013

Incredible Footage of the Oklahoma Tornado




The latest in a string of seemingly apocalyptic natural disasters, a mammoth tornado ripped through the city of Moore, Oklahoma on Monday, leaving little in its wake but crumpled houses and broken lives. And just like after the twisters of May 3rd, 1999, the citizens of Moore will have to find a way to put their lives back together again.



A mile wide. 200 miles an hour. Total descrution in its wake.



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At the very end the tornado just kind of shrivels up and goes away. I'd never seen that before.




Finally, a feel-good story.  

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Got 22 Minutes?



I thought so. This is a must watch. The story is pretty amazing - terminal cancer, but a will and verve to enjoy life that is breathtaking. Get your tissues.

Here's his song:


Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Sunday, May 19, 2013

Mike Barwis at TEDxUofM



If you can handle the voice that sounds like its emerging from a stone grinder and the hyper kinetic pacing reminiscent of a cornered animal, here's a great talk from former UM strength and conditioning coach Mike Barwis. I've posted on him before - he helped the paralyzed brother of a Michigan player regain the ability to stand and take steps, seemingly through the sheer force of his will. His passion, loyalty, and steadfast belief in the power of hard work are an inspiring sight to behold. Stay tuned for the surprise at the 7:30 mark.

Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Monday, May 6, 2013

Funniest Joke Ever


"Two Chips" / An Animated Short from Adam Patch on Vimeo.

I will be retelling this in the near future.

Thursday, May 2, 2013

Great TED Talk



Some great advice in this six minute TED talk.

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Underwater Wheelchair?

Sue Austin is clearly a crazy person.
 


In her words:
My studio practice has, for sometime, centred around finding ways to understand and represent my embodied experience as a wheelchair user, opening up profound issues about methods of self-representation and the power of self-narration in challenging the nexus of power and control that created the ‘disabled’ as other.
 
Taking the power back! A worthy mission indeed, but um...couldn't you have chosen something a little less death-defying?



I know what you're thinking and the answer's no, I will not be trying this!

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Science Rules!

Ever wondered what wringing a washcloth out IN SPACE would look like? Well, wonder no more!



There are some other very cool videos on the CSA (Go Canada!) Youtube account, covering topics like: how astronauts shave in space, how to cook spinach in space, how to wash your hands in space, and, of course, how to make a PB&J in space.

Learning CAN be fun!

Sunday, April 21, 2013

Fighting to Walk

A recent episode of HBO Real Sports profiled a boxer who donates all of his prize money, over six figures in his career to this point, to Wise Young's spinal cord injury research organization in support of his long-time girlfriend. SPOILER ALERT, they've recently broken up *tear*, but remain friends. An amazing story. Here is a clip that's available on the web:


Web Extra: Boyd Melson 

About the episode:
Most talented amateur boxers turn pro with dreams of fame, fortune and title belts. New Yorker Boyd Melson's aspirations are slightly different. The 31-year-old boxes for his "soul mate," Christan Zaccagnino, who was paralyzed from the neck down in a diving accident at age ten. Melson donates every dollar he earns in the ring to spinal cord research with the hope that modern medicine will discover a way for Zaccagnino to walk again. A West Point graduate, he maintains a grueling schedule to train while working a typical nine-to-five office job. REAL SPORTS correspondent Frank Deford visits with Melson and Zaccagnino to learn more about this amazing tale of love and devotion. To contribute to Boyd and Christa's cause, please go to http://www.justadollarplease.org.
 
Some more cool news:  U of M is starting a clinical trial using human neural stem cells injected straight into the spinal cord to attempt to halt the effects of Lou Gehrig's Disease, or ALS. This is huge! As a U of M Phi Delt, this is even more special - Lou Gehrig was a Phi Delt in his day and the U of M chapter raises money every year to benefit ALS of Michigan.



Monday, April 8, 2013

Life Rolls On


On May 14, 2012, during a practice for his last amateur fight before his professional debut, Devin Johnson suffered a devestating spinal cord injury. His career in MMA is over but he now fights for a new purpose; to regain as much function as he can.

Props to this kid for keeping such a great attitude.

Sunday, April 7, 2013

April Fools Gone Wrong!



This is amazing.

'And the next thing I knew, there was law everywhere....their response was excellent.'
Priceless.

Saturday, April 6, 2013

A Long Time Coming...

This is us in 2006. Seats in the student section, known as the 'Maize Rage', of the then monikered Crisler Arena were general admission, meaning first come, first serve. Thanks to our apparent fanaticism, this meant, by showing up early enough, we could sit pretty much anywhere we pleased within the student section. And where we pleased was directly behind the visitor's bench, usually the row behind the visiting team's parents. This led to ample heckling opportunities - usually the opposing team was too disciplined and focused on the task at hand to noticeably respond to our taunts. But when they did, it was that much sweeter. One of my proudest moments (besides being given free Domino's and an unfortunately warm Diet Pepsi by the super hot dance team member during their first half pizza giveaway once) in 'Amaker's Army' (the (in)famous and exclusive cheering group Kellyn, Jake and I created) was being cussed out by the surly former coach of Iowa, Steve Alford. Turns out it wasn't much of a feat, as that guy's clearly an a**hole anyway, but hey, at the time it was noteworthy. We're getting in their heads! We're making a difference with our quips and barbs! No, no, no we weren't. But it was fun regardless, and I have fond memories of our weekly, sometimes bi-weekly, treks through the cold Ann Arbor winters of '05-'06 and '06-'07 to go watch hoops. But the team back then, despite our best efforts at distracting the opposition, just wasn't very good.

They were decent, but not great, and just couldn't get over the hump and get into the tournament. It was frustrating to come so close and flame out in the Big Ten tournament and be discarded into the lame NIT. It's funny - NIT success is supposed to predicate at very least a ticket to the Big Dance come the next March. But our NIT success would just forecast an inevitable return trip. It was obvious what had to be done. Disband Amaker's Army. Well, at least fire it's namesake.

I always liked Tommy. Never liked his ubiquitous mock turtleneck, but until the end I always had the belief that he was going to restore Michigan's place in the college hoops hierarchy. But it never happened. It's strange now to think that the expectations have changed so much in such a short span of time. But success will do that, and the recent run of success that's been slowly building up in Crisler Center is thanks to Coach Beilein, his staff, and their dediction to combining doing things the right way with the know-how and skills to actually win games. The previous administration, they did things the right way too. Shoot, Amaker's a Coach K protege. But his offense, a variation on the vaunted 'give the best player the ball and let him shoot...every time', couldn't have success in the Big Ten. Combine a brilliant offensive basketball mind and top tier talent and you're going to have an entertaining team to watch that actually wins games. And you might even make the Final Four.

I wish I could be down in Atlanta this weekend to witness the final steps in the comeback story that is Michigan basketball. Hopefully they can survive and advance without me yelling stupid stuff at Jim Boeheim and (most likely) Rick Pitino. But even if things go awry, I will be satisfied knowing that the expectations have been raised, from not embarrassing the M, to simply making the tournament, to competing for championships, and that runs to the Final Four will not be thought of as once-in-a-lifetime but as something normal that happens when March rolls around.

I think we've found the sizzle.


Walking Friday April 5th



Great day walking yesterday. Maybe I'm pumped up for the big game tonight! All these hype videos are doing their job! Here's a great one:

 

Monday, April 1, 2013

A Message from the Prez



Wait...that's not Obama - it's Kid President!

Sunday, March 31, 2013

Final Four Bound!

I have resisted commenting on M's tourney run up to this point, but I can refrain no longer.  

Unbelievable!
 
Not the last trophy we're raising this year hopefully...


So classy, and criminally underrated.
 

This wouldn't be complete without an acknowledgement of how we got here. Coming from 10 points down in the final 2:50 - unlikely, unprecedented, gutsy, somehow expected -  it's something we'll probably never see again. The basketball statistics site kenpom.com put the probability of Michigan winning the game at that point at .6%. A 1-in-200 chance. Truly amazing.
 


Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Filling Out Your Bracket?



I like the way this kid thinks. Michigan to the finals - hey, I'll take it. Not likely, but that's why they call it March Madness.

Some tips (but don't complain to me when they're wrong!):

  • Usually it's the 12 over 5 seed that's a lock every year, but this year I like every 5 to advance.
  • It's the 11 vs. 6 matchup that I see being the source of real drama. Usually something like 31% of 11 vs. 6's result in upsets, but this year I like at least 3 of them. Which ones? Your guess is as good as mine. How about Minny, Belmont, and St. Mary's?
  • Could some even higher seeds win and advance? Don't even mention South Dakota St.! How about Valpo?? Nah, I don't like them either to win. With both in-state teams playing in the friendly Palace, I think they each win their first two games.
  •  Last year two 15 seeds won - could the unthinkable happen again? No.
  • But a 14 could make some noise - I see Marquette being a vulnerable 3 seed. Maybe underdog Davidson could give a scare.
  •  Is the Big Ten finally going to break through and end it's 13 year title drought this April in the ATL? I think so. Sparty, the hated Buckeyes, those gouge-your-eyes-out-because-they're-so-boring Badgers, even the least experienced team in the field, your Michigan Wolverines, could advance to the Georgia Dome. But it's the LoosiersHoosiers I see cutting down the nets and concluding the annual One Shining Moment montage. 
Ya got that? Look for most of these educated guesses to be wrong because, hey - it's March Madness! Good luck!

Monday, March 4, 2013

Inspiring Video



Had to post this interview of Rodney Rogers. I remember when he was still in the NBA, before a tragic four-wheeling accident robbed him of his body. Nice job by C-Webb too, conducting the interview.

Saturday, March 2, 2013

New Video and Clinical Trial Update



Walking on Wednesday :)

Check out this great update on the FDA-approved Schwann cell transplantation clinical trial the Miami Project is undertaking. “This trial is a critical step in moving our basic science discoveries into people with acute spinal cord injury,” says W. Dalton Dietrich, Ph.D., scientific director of The Miami Project. “It will serve as a basis for future treatments that include combination approaches that should enhance the beneficial effects of Schwann cell transplantation and provide better functional improvements in people living with spinal cord injuries.”

Still early in the process, of course, but exciting stuff nonetheless.

Friday, February 22, 2013

Taxidermy

Before:
 
After:


Wednesday, February 20, 2013

National Shih Tzu Day, featuring Bo

 
*Not actually Bo....maybe a long lost cousin.
 

So comfy!

 
A Bo-rrito!
 
 
A Bo-prechaun? Luck of the Bo-rish? I don't even know.


 
Bo - where are your legs?
 
 

Sadly, however, he's not quite as smart as we thought.