Bo has an interesting encounter with an unfriendly, unmoving beast.
Sooooo....right. This is awkward. Seems like May 21 has come and gone and we're still here, living our normal, everyday lives, completely Rapture-free. You thought it was your duty to warn the several thousand Detroit Tigers fans in attendance at this spring training game that 'the end of the world is almost here'? Did God himself whisper this information into your ear while you were deep in meditation or is this whole charade just a ploy to get us to listen to 'Family Radio', whatever 'Family Radio' is? Is FamilyRadio.com one of those sites that draws people in with a wholesome, conservative sounding name, masquerades as a legitimate source of news and opinion, then - BAM - brings the crazy so swiftly and nonchalantly that unwitting passersby might actually take it as fact? Since the only time anyone's ever heard of 'Family Radio' is right now, attached to this totally realistic and well thought out marketing ploy, that sounds like the case. Unfortunately, you guys aren't the only ones peddling such a scheme. (Right, Fox?)
So, in retrospect, the decision to wear this t-shirt advertising the approaching Apocalypse seems rather foolish, right? As it's now May 22 and fire and brimstone is not raining down upon non-believers? What's that? Speak up, you're mumbling...you must have misheard the whispered date and the world will actually end next month? Good grief. Looks like you better print some new t-shirts.
Where did you find the wolf? Impressive! Coincidentally (dog and rapture themes) I saw a poster for a missing dog today. Perhaps he was the only one, and the rest of us were......wait for it....Left Behind. Also, notice any similarity between Arnold's mistress and Consuela the maid on Family Guy? I no go, I staaaaaayyyyyyy Short week, and that's all I got
Welcome to my life. I broke my neck at the C-5/6 level in July of 2007 while abroad in Spain. I have since graduated from the University of Michigan and am now engrossed in regaining the ability to walk. Come with me on my journey!
Where did you find the wolf? Impressive! Coincidentally (dog and rapture themes) I saw a poster for a missing dog today. Perhaps he was the only one, and the rest of us were......wait for it....Left Behind.
ReplyDeleteAlso, notice any similarity between Arnold's mistress and Consuela the maid on Family Guy? I no go, I staaaaaayyyyyyy
Short week, and that's all I got